The real Little Green Man from Mars is alive and well and living in Appalachia.

The Truth Is a Lone Assassin by Jonco Bugos

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Tapper 4

It's hard to believe, but redneck raconteur Tapper actually agreed to a fourth interview by his bartender friend, Bert. Some people will do anything for their fifteen minutes of fame.

Dirty bastard bartender Bert promised not to get Tapper's face in the video this time. That's why the picture is so dark. Bert's not really being nice. It just seems that way. Tapper told Bert that if he gets his face in another video he'd "knock him through himself".

Wow, we don't even want to think about what that would look like.

"Tapper 4"
a Little Green Man video

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